I mean, surely Oreos wouldn’t be “milk’s favorite cookie” if they were bad for you… I mean, this is milk we’re talking about.

I know there are many beverages (iced tea comes to mind) whose integrity is never certain. You never know quite where you stand with cranberry juice, for instance. But milk, wholesome milk, surely is above reproach.

I’m positive that the dairy industry would not compromise their principles, nor would the cows involved. Milk is on the level; I can feel it in my strong bones and healthy teeth.

This just in: notmilk.com. Apparently milk does stretch the truth now and then. Luckily I haven’t touched the stuff in decades.

I don’t think this should hurt anybody’s appreciation of good old Oreo cookies, though. That’s some good cookie.

And I can now look absolutely horrific in much smaller pants. In fact, I now look awful in the very trousers that I looked barely acceptable in 2 or 3 years ago!

Thank you, Tea Tree Therapy Cinnamon Toothpicks (instead of a delicious snack)! If only you would stop burning my lips!